|Name:||Alpha Whittlestone... Wheattlestone, er, WaffleStone?|
|Age:||Claims to be 19|
|Occupation:||Ex military pilot | nowadays drug tester|
|Relationship status:||Single lolollolo|
|About:||Alpha is an elvian drug tester of a facility located on an unknown volcano. After war,
she was placed there along with her friends unknowingly. Long exposure to drugs made
her crazy. She now embraces the memes, has no shame nor conscience and generally
annoys everyone. Favors cigars called "Chilligars".
Her dear and bestslave friend is Dragon, who does everything for helps her
in quite many situations. It is not known why he still hangs out with her.